PAUL HERE! You may already know my work as the Joker and various other characters. Firstly, I’m not gay – and do not like underage girls. By getting that out of the way, I can say that I want to offer you a free pair of sun glasses in recognition of the good work you do. Also, please can I come on your show? I need the revenue boost to pay for all these out of court settlements not related to the above.