In a chilling condemnation of the collective West – the Somali Pirate Cartel (SPC) that controls the Azores region of the Mid-Atlantic – has issued a statement (via its highly popular YouTube Channel) claiming responsibility for sinking the “SV* Theros” together with the destruction of a number of RCMP naval vessels:
“All French assets – including Gibsea sailing vessels – will be targeted whenever they enter Somali Pirate-controlled waters. This policy will continue until attacks on Yemen are halted by the Israeli military. Any vessel or entity seen coming to the aid of such assets will also be targeted!”
The Somali Pirates confirmed that two Europeans – a man and woman – were set adrift on a raft together with five days supplies of food (primarily soya beans) and water (non-bottled). In a separate development, Nissan has recalled all its Nissan Leaf range of Electric Vehicles through fear of such EVs being targeted by gangs of Somali Pirates operating in-land – or ransacked by mislead environmentalists seeking smokeless transport.
Meanwhile, Greta Thunberg has stated “Being Green is a life-Changing – and sometimes life-Ending – experience! We cannot allow a simple thing like a sudden and unexpected death to get in the way of pursuing a faith-based environmentalist cult!” I am sure we all support Greta in wishing the families of the victims well – emphasising that any tears shed – should be absorbed using ethically sourced materials. The French government was unavailable for comment.
*SV = “Sailing Vessel”
SANGHA KOMMUNE (SSR) 